things not to say to your bf ;))

1.cant we just be friends?
2.Im pregnant.Just kidding!
3.My last boyfriend was a little BIGGER.
4.I betcha I can FART louder than you can!
5.I tell my mom EVERYTHING!
6.Why cant you be more sensitive?
7.Stop hangging out with your friends and spend MORE time with me!
8.Would you mind if i see other people?
9.I've already picked out names for our children.
10.Could you just run into the store and grab me a box of pads?
11.What's more important to you?Me or football?
12.You must carry your cell phone so i can call you all the time.

9.43 p.m
Sunday
By Rawkbelle